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Hope the Waitress by Blazikenpwnsyou
Hope the Waitress
Here's Hope in her Waitress uniform, working for the family restauraunt! :3

Hope Mii (c) :iconmaximusgrowler: and Me.
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Billie and Ryan at the park by Blazikenpwnsyou
Billie and Ryan at the park
The two happy lovebirds in a park (yeah, no background). And look! Billie's preggies! :3

Billie Mii (c) :iconmaximusgrowler: and Me.
Ryan Mii (c) Me.
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Hmmm.. I wonder what game I should review next? *looks through my 3DS folders* Hmmm.. *sees VVVVVV* Nah. *sees Pushmo* No. *sees Fun! Fun! Minigold Touch!* Oh hell no, I already raged about that! *sees 3D Classics: Urban Champion* Uhh, I’ll re-review that later.. *sees Photo Dojo* Naw. *sees Sakura Samurai, then remembers how the game played out* Eh, f*** it.

Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
Nintendo 3DS
Released on February 2, 2012
Developer: Grounding Inc.
Publisher: Nintendo

Now, I’m gonna go and say this: I got this game as a gold Club Nintendo 2013 reward, and you know what? This is the first 3DS eShop game title, and I know I’m sounding like this, but I didn’t feel like reviewing this game. But you know what? Why not! I mean, I need to do more reviews, so I need to find some to review and re-review! Anyways, let’s start.

Now, the plot’s nothing new at any sense of the word: A princess gets kidnapped, go save her. However, saying that, for this game at least, is just a big lie for this game. The princess is more of a goddess princess that actually brings life to the cherry blossom trees of the Feudal Ea of Japan, and some evil kidnaps, or goddessnap, her, which causes disorder and war for the people and killing the trees. That’s actually a creative incentive for her role, other than to just be some jailbait *cough* Peach! *cough* But what about you, the main character of the game? What is your name? Where did you come from? Were you raised by the Kappa master that trained you? Well, there just took the Dragon Quest approach: You come from out of nowhere, you are nameless, and where in fresh Hell is that written in the prophecy?

I would like to just say that unlike other games that would have fast-paced action (no, CoD does not count), this title is different. Instead on swiftly going against A-holes with blind fury and combos, Sakura Samurai is more of a precision-oriented title, which to me is both good and bad. I’ll talk about the gripes soon, but I don’t want to let the s*** hit the fan. The controls are: Circle Pad to move, A to strike, B and any direction to dodge, L or R to change camera directions if NOT in battle, and one of the directional buttons to use one of the four items, of which each has a limited max usage cap.

However, while we are the subject of the A button, in any other game, you can attack enemies with ease, unless they are guarding, in which you have to wait unless they let their guard down, or you perform a guard-breaking move. Here, you are not allowed to cut your enemies like butter! Here, you have to dodge the enemy attack first, and then immediately afterward, attack about 1-3 times. Note that in action games, you do have to also dodge enemy attacks to avoid taking damage, which makes sense. In Bayonetta (PLEASE note I haven’t got the game yet, and I really want to play it), when you avoid an enemy attack at the last second, you activate Witch Time, which slows enemies down and has you combo the enemies more. In this game, dodging at the last second just scores you one precision point, in which, I will gripe soon enough. There are three towns, and they are technically the same ones, which serves 4 purposes: to save the game, to upgrade your sword once per town, to purchase items, and to collect stamps to upgrade your special attack ...if you so choose.

...which brings me to my serious gripe with this game, so here it comes: the Precision Points. They are completely meaningless! As I said before, dodging at the last second will score you one point, and they can build up. Does it do anything if you keep building it up? Yeah, but hold on a second, Bruce Lee! What happens if you DO get hit? Or moreover, what happens if you get hit, have your attack blocked, and block an enemy attack? All of your precision points are GONE! I hate this! In Bayonetta, you have to avoid getting hit one in the entirety of any level to get a Pure Platinum trophy, along beating it with the fastest time and the best amount of combos, and getting hit costs you that opportunity, and you have to start the level over for another shot! At least it’s gratifying that if you are a pro at it, you can get Pure Platinums all across the board, but in Sakura Samurai, if your Precision Points are at, lets say, 50. How much do you end up losing? 3? 5? 10? Nope.avi, you lose ALL of them! It’s BULL-

*image of me chopping off a bridge is shown, while it says “Please stand by” is shown*























*picture disappears*

My god in the nine spheres of Paradise, that there is most horrendous punishment you can undertake, if you are trying to get the max of 99! But now I should explain the use for it. When you enter the shop, you will be asked to cash in the Precision Points for gold, so you’ll be able to buy any of the following items: Pink rice cakes to restore your health, frogs to stun enemies, kunais to throw at enemies from a distance, whetstones to restore your sword’s condition, a kappa amulet that is what it is: a phoenix down, and one I have to say about how silly-sounding and silly-looking it is: The Invisible Feather Cloak of Invincibility, which is useful for not taking damage, but look how silly the name is. That’s long and stupid, but how it looks is MORE ridiculous: it’s just sparkles! Yeah, wrap you head around it: sparkles that prevents you from taking damage! Nintendo’s high!

The graphics are nice, especially when it takes place in the Feudal Era, and the 3D does make it more presentable, the music nice, and sound is good, and while I am talking about graphics, the character models for the enemies are good, while the models for the NPCs are... ...oddball at best.

Look, sorry if the gripe went overboard, but again, I just didn’t feel like reviewing it, but I got to give out my opinion on it. Are there any extras? Well, what you get during gameplay are 30, 50, and 100-man battles, where you take out said number of enemies, and the Rock Garden, which is also pointless and meaningless, but with no rage included. All this Rock Garden was is to dedicate the number of steps you took on your 3DS’s pedometer to make the sakura trees bloom. That’s it, no kinds of decorations, no streetpass function, nothing to make the Rock Garden feature any appealing! When I get a game, I wanted something that can have purpose to exist for Streetpass, but this has no point in existing! And besides, the only thing you get for beating the game is to beat it again on a harder setting!

To wrap this up, Sakura Samurai is as dull as the blade itself: a 16.5 out of 25. I know that everyone’s going to crucify me for giving a Nintendo game a bad rep, but I don’t think that this is the kind of game for ME. I hate the Precision Point mechanic, the evade-and-attack method isn’t appealing to me, but it’s not appalling in any stretch, it’s a good game on the 3DS eShop for $8, but I got it for free for being a Club Nintendo 2013 Gold member, so I guess you may call that a freebie. But even then, it’s not the game for me, but it was the only one of the Gold status reward list, so I had no other choice.
BVRA Revived - Sakura Samurai Review
A good offense is a good evasiveness.

Sakura Samurai (c) Nintendo
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"Now, you think that Nintendo actually made a bible game, right? Nope, because that will piss off NOA so much, that they would end up becoming atheist and ban anything related to God, or anything Bible-related in general. Hell, they would end up auto-reject ANY game that has even the TINIEST reference to religion! But since that this isn't a bible game, let's just say that we should just enjoy the game for WHAT. IT. IS.”

Wow, was I that pissed enough to write this?

Devil World
Famicom
Released on October 5, 1984 (JP), July 15, 1987 (PAL)
Developer: Nintendo
Publisher: Nintendo

Religion: NOA at their pissiest. That’s how I opened my old review of Devil World for the NES in Europe, and in the Famicom in Japan, where I felt like this review’s turning into a soapbox rant looking at it now. It is true that back in the 1980‘s/early 1990‘s, before the ESRB was established, Nintendo were at their strictest when it comes to questionable things in games that were seen from their original release in the localization phase. Some of the games were given edits to be non-offensive, but only one game is driven away from America. This is said game that was driven away, and unlike my old soapbox review of this game, I’m going to be more calm and wise for this re-review.

Now, unlike many games like Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Kid Icarus and Metroid, this game’s like one of those arcade games, where all you do is get a high score. It joins the ranks of Ice Climber, Clu Clu Land, Mach Rider, Balloon Fight, Galaga, Galaxian, Mappy, 1942, R-Type, Gradius- you know, all those games on the NES with the emphasis on getting a high score, so it has no story. The setting however, is Tamagon (the green dragon I mentioned in my old review) is out to “Attack the Devil’s World.”

Now, many people passed this as a clone of Pac-Man, but rather, it wasn’t because Takashi Tezuka said he did not know of Pac-Man at the time. The gameplay is as follows: You gobble dots like Pac-Man, but only if you are carrying a cross. You can breath fire at the two enemies while holding it, and you can also eat them after attacking them to make them respawn longer. After gobbling the dots, you have to grab the four bibles to the seal to beat the stage, and the bonus part of it is to get all the bonus boxes for a bonus. And after that, it just repeats.

Now, before I continue on, I do have to discuss that I bitched about Nintendo hating religion, thinking that they are atheists, and they would auto-reject anything that even has one single cross or mention to religion or the occult, but it’s acceptable back then for games to be edited to be PC and non-offensive as possible, and I don’t even want to know how the Castlevania games get a free pass. And yes, I gudgingly joked about thinking that Nintendo would have the nerve to make a bible game, which Devil World isn’t.

Controls? Well, how about both the controls and the afromentioned Devil himself? Well, it’s the obvious “D-pad to move, A or B to fire with the cross or bible”. The Devil on the top center of the screen, which is blue and has no connection to Lucifer from the Holy Bible, points at one of the four directions, which is how the screen moves. Of course, you don’t want to get caught in between the edge of the scrolling screen and a wall, or else you’ll get squashed and lose a life.

With that said, I gave my original score of 22 to Devil World, but for classics like this, I think the score this time would have to be a 23, because I deserve to redo this review in contrast to how mean-spirited I was. However, before this ends, I will say that Europe is lucky that Devil World made it there, and even more luckier that it’s re-released in the Wii/Wii U/3DS virtual console, but the only thing us American will ever have to Devil World in the states is the Devil assist trophy in Sm4sh. So, if possible, send a petition to Iwata on bringing Devil World to the states in any shape or form possible, so that Tamagon will be allowed to tread American grounds.
BVRA Revived - Devil World Re-Review
The game locked in the 9th circle of Hell.

Devil World (c) Nintendo
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Good lordy B, I fail to keep updating my journal! Well, It's November, Sm4sh U and ORAS is coming out, but you want to know what DID came out? This Nintendo Direct!



Yes folks, this Nintendo Direct immediately starts off with our wish came true: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D will be released in spring of next year!

It also seems to be a fun day for amiibo, because we are given amiibo compatibility features, such as character outfits for Miis in Mario Kart 8, and getting a random material in Hyrule Warriors, including getting the Spinner weapon for Link. Think Epona's awesome enough for you to ride?

Also, Miyamoto graced us with Pikmin Short Movies that we can download either on our 3DS or Wii U!

They also gave us what Project S.T.E.A.M is like, which we're surprised that we can play as historical figures and characters from tales against an alien invasion in a turn-based strategy game. Looks like XCOM's got some competition. X3

you can watch the full video above.

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Can't you post on tumble yet?
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Did you post something on tumble yet?
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Happy bird day, :hug: 
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Feliz Complanios! :D

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Happy birthday! Whee!:party::cake::boogie:
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yay happy birthday :D 
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Happy Birthday!
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:cake: :party: Happy Birthday! :w00t: :llama:
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Thanks! :3
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Blaziken! Question about tomodachi life!

Well... actually...

Any idea how to get couple to the set stage faster ( as in bf/gf to marriage)

I've got 2 - 3 couples at the max (One of them strangely Ewan and Rarity. Meh, I'm open for it), one of them has tried proposing, nearly did it (like, she was just about the ask the question then I lost my last life) yet she wasn't saddened about it, and just said she'd try again.
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Blazikenpwnsyou Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
Well, save if a mii is going to propose, then proceed as normal. If you timed it wrong, just reset the game and you'll try again. It's about timing, so there's no real harm. (At least there's to Mr. Resetti to chew you out for it. :3

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I see. I've finally got my first married couple btw :3
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thanks for the fav!
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ha've Billie ever been posting?
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are you okay everyone? are you still here?
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You didn't go to tumblr much but... :(
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Blazikenpwnsyou Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Well, real talk, I've been playing Tomodachi Life a lot recently.
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Do not have Tomodachi Life... all I have was nothing to contact you...
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Hia!... I just got a request for poki pregnancy comic!
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:3!
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Do you like to draw with me? On tumblr...
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Ohai
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Hi! :3
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Hows it going?
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