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UPDATE: It turns out that this dA Heartbleed is a chain-letter prank by some jerk, but I don't know who started the chain-letter prank. Turns out that the Heartbleed bug is said to be cured. Thanks to :iconkotovdisease: for letting me know about this, and a former friend, :iconAnichhik:, for telling me that it was a prank.

Apparently, there's something called Heartbleed that can hack into your account once you log out of dA. I've actually read about this before all along, and I'm pretty much aware that sites that are OpenSSL are vulnerable to this, causing info to be leaked to 3rd parties, or rather, scammers, hackers, ID thieves, and the like. It's been discovered in April of 2014, and we should be careful about this security bug. For example, and I've been seeing this: do not log out of your dA accounts. I'm not entirely sure if logging out and logging back in causes Heartbleed to take effect, but I never log out of deviantART anyways, and I think none of you should log out. It's better that way until this Heartbleed thing is completely fixed.

Want detailed infomation? Read the Wikipedia page about it here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartble…

My Miiverse profile: miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Su…

My Nintendo Network ID is SuperBlaziken3DU!
My 3DS friend code: 3093-7947-5058
My ACNL Dream Code: 5600-2717-8610

also, give my Tumblr blogs some love. :3

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:iconmaximusgrowler: Ish best friend~ :3

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*sighs* First review of 2015 that I’m able to do, and THIS is how I want to do this? Oh my god... Genius Sonority, what have you done to yourself?

Pokemon Shuffle
Nintendo 3DS
Released on February 18th, 2015
Developer: Genius Sonority
Publisher: Nintendo

What a disgusting Pokemon title this game has been! I mean, I’m fucking speechless about how much of a money-hungry disaster of a game Genius Sonority has made! It’s a disservice to the Pokemon franchise, and I- *the produces whispers to me* No! I don’t want to follow the shittin’ script! Arceus be damned if I have to wait for another 2 hours and 30 minutes, or pay a buck for a gem to give me another 5 runs on trying to capture a freakin’ Pokemon! *performs some deep breathing* I’m sorry, I’m just frustrated about this, and It’s not even the end of the episode. Okay, you know what, I’m just gonna blow through this review, and tell you what the fuck you should not buy this game!

But first, let’s talk about the mobile gaming market, the idiots that are pestering Nintendo to move into! No, to be more specific, let’s talk about the game that’s currently taking the form of this turd: Candy Crush! Or be even more realistic: Bejeweled with a hunger for your fucking cash!

Candy Crush Saga (I don’t know what the hell the ‘saga’ part of the name is supposed to even mean. Maybe there was supposed to be multiple episodes before it was mushed onto one title?) is a Facebook game that plays like any single Match-3 game: match three or more tiles in a row, and if more tiles fall, and they match to 3 or more, then register as combos. Simple? yes, and you have a max of 5 ‘lives’ for whenever you win or fail a stage. You have to meet the target number of points in order to progress in a limited number of moves.

If you are out of ‘lives’, this is where the massive... uh, Democra... shit, what’s the word for it- fuck it, greedy behemoth lies within this charmingly appealing game: microtransactions! And yes, microtransactions are common thing in mobile gaming for better or for worse. Some titles makes the best use of microtransactions like Hearthstone, Planetside 2, Every Angry Birds game with the extra challenge levels and expendable powerups, and city-builders like the 2012 My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic game where there are times where you can buy gems to complete certain quests ONLY if necessary, and you get them randomly anyways, while other game utilize this system as a way to take people’s money like Final Fantasy: All The Bravest, Dungeon Keeper, Star Trek: Trexels, and this fucking game! That, and Candy Crush.

Oh, by the way, let’s look at Pokemon Shuffle now, since all the asshole-tearing from Candy Crush legally follows up to this game! However, in this game, instead of having to clear the target score, your goal is to drop a Pokemon’s health down to zero within the limited amount of moves. Okay, that’s a lot bearable. Instead of having to try and attempt getting to the target number, all you have to do is widdle down the Pokemon’s health down to 0! Now, while it may be the case, you also have to see weather or not you can successfully capture it when you are at the catch phase. After clearing the battle portion, you have one chance to capture the Pokemon, or have to play the stage again for another shot. Pokemon you face in levels can also in a set countdown turn Pokemon into blocks or transform them into Pokemon of it type to deal ineffective damage.

Before every battle, you got a list of power-ups you can use in exchange for coins that you earn from clearing a stage every time. These range from giving you 5 extra moves in a battle to boosting your Pokemon’s experience points after every battle. Aw yeah, I forgot to mention that as well! In fact, I’m leaving out so much mechanics, I forgot that I’m not playing a Pokemon game, but instead, I’m playing a idiot-fucking concoction made by the same people that didn’t DO this to themselves until now!

Look, Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball may be the first F2P game, but it has minigames you can purchase via haggling, play multiple times as much as you like, and has a charming story of a legend trying to be a great father and husband to 10 of his identical children. At least that game sets the bar for what an F2P 3DS title should be: to make the best use your money, and treat you like a valued customer. Pokemon Shuffle, on the other hand, does what Candy Crush did to Facebook and mobile gaming players: suckering players into playing it, limit them to 5 ‘lives’, then make them pay to continue! This is complete bullshit what they are doing to a franchise they made games for! Game Freak, why did you tell them: No! We do not want microtransations on our successful franchise!

If you want to see what kind of mechanics it has, be my fucking guess, but I just don’t want to touch it anymore! Pokemon Shuffle, while gameplay-wise, should have been fun, and I should have given this game a 19, but due to the F2P nightmare that it has been plagued with, this game gets a 5 out of 25! Do not download this game! Why? Well, think of the money you’d rather be spending on great games with! I mean, spend your money on games eligible for Club nintendo coins! Spend it on Majora’s Mask 3D or Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate! Spend your money on Pokemon Battle Trozei, a better fucking game that Pokemon Shuffle imitates! Spend your money on the minigames iin Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball! Any than gems to use for more continues! In fact, fuck Pokemon Shuffle, Fuck Dungeon Keeper, Fuck Clash of Clans, Fuck Star Trek: Trexles, Fuck Final Fantasy: All The Bravest, and most importantly, Fuck you King for creating Candy Crush, and Fuck you, Genius Sonority for following King’s footsteps! Where was your sense of decency? What happened to you? Why did you follow the F2P model? Now it questions the motive of playing Denpa Men Free if it comes out in the United States! You continued the 3D Pokemon game trend with Colosseum, XD and Battle Revolution! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!?! *takes the camera and shakes it in frustration* WHY DO YOUR HAVE TO FORSAKE US FOR CA-

*SIGNAL LOST*
BVRA Revived - Pokemon Shuffle
The worst of both worlds.

Pokemon (c) Game Freak, Nintendo
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UPDATE: It turns out that this dA Heartbleed is a chain-letter prank by some jerk, but I don't know who started the chain-letter prank. Turns out that the Heartbleed bug is said to be cured. Thanks to :iconkotovdisease: for letting me know about this, and a former friend, :iconAnichhik:, for telling me that it was a prank.

Apparently, there's something called Heartbleed that can hack into your account once you log out of dA. I've actually read about this before all along, and I'm pretty much aware that sites that are OpenSSL are vulnerable to this, causing info to be leaked to 3rd parties, or rather, scammers, hackers, ID thieves, and the like. It's been discovered in April of 2014, and we should be careful about this security bug. For example, and I've been seeing this: do not log out of your dA accounts. I'm not entirely sure if logging out and logging back in causes Heartbleed to take effect, but I never log out of deviantART anyways, and I think none of you should log out. It's better that way until this Heartbleed thing is completely fixed.

Want detailed infomation? Read the Wikipedia page about it here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartble…

My Miiverse profile: miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Su…

My Nintendo Network ID is SuperBlaziken3DU!
My 3DS friend code: 3093-7947-5058
My ACNL Dream Code: 5600-2717-8610

also, give my Tumblr blogs some love. :3

blazibuddy.tumblr.com/
billiethemii.tumblr.com/
jessicathekirlia.tumblr.com/


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Requests - Open by SweetDuke I'm open for requests. That also goes for any Pregnancy Crossing pictures. :3
Collaborations - Open by SweetDuke If you like to send me an outline for a colab, let me know. :3
Trades - Open by SweetDuke If you like to make me something, I'll make you something in return. :3
No Commissions by SweetDuke I don't have Paypal.
Point Commissions - Ask Me by SweetDuke If you want to donate me points for a commission, contact me, we'll brainstorm.
Gifts - Open by SweetDuke I'm open for gifts. :3
ACEOs - Ask Me by SweetDuke I have no idea what that is.
Kiribans - Open by SweetDuke If you catch a certain number of pageviews, I'll reward you. :3

Requested works:
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:bulletwhite: (request completed and sent)
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:bulletred: :iconDabigOpallover2:'s request (Pregnant Gala)(Pregnancy Crossing)(How the hell did I not work on this?)


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Skype name: alexdenny1991

My Squiby adopts: squiby.net/user/Blazikenpwnsyo…

Level up my Pokemon and hatch my eggs on my Pokefarm and GPX accounts: pokefarm.org/_ext/user/KHSora6…
gpxplus.net/user/Blazikenpwnsy…

Like me on Facebook: www.facebook.com/editprofile.p…
Follow my tweets, and tweet at me, on Twitter: twitter.com/#!/Blazikenpwnsyou
My Tumblr blogs: blazibuddy.tumblr.com/ billiethemii.tumblr.com/

My Sister: :iconredheaddenny:
:iconmaximusgrowler: Ish best friend~ :3

Donate me points! I made a donation pool! :iconpointisloveplz::iconpointslaplz::icondonatepointsplz::iconpointsplz::iconimpointlessplz::iconemotepointsplz::icongivemepointsplz::iconexcitedpointsplz:
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  • Watching: Random Youtube Videos
  • Playing: Flipnote Studio 3D
  • Drinking: Water
I didn't even saw this, but apparently, this is my 7th year on deviantART! God, it's been a while since the day I joined!
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Sm4sh (c) Namco Bandai & Nintendo
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Can't you post on tumble yet?
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Did you post something on tumble yet?
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